Published on June 11th, 2013 | by John5
Six alternative photoshopped Doctor Whos
It has been a while since I last wrote something. I would love to say a lot of things have kept me busy since my last publication. Like that trip to 2015, becoming the next Batman, writing the fifth Die Hard movie, or winning that epic golfing tournament alongside Will Smith’s character from The Legend of Bagger Vance. But no, I have nothing as exciting to report. I stubbed my toe earlier. Kept me out for a good minute. I’m sure I read that counts somewhere.
Anywho (no pun intended. Unless you chuckled, then yes, completely intended), here’s my take on alternative actors to play the soon-to-be twelfth incarnation of Doctor Who!
Sonic boomstick and chainsaw, anyone? ANYONE?! His companion went bad so he had to lop off her wris—what? Children’s show? Oh. Gotcha. Hmmf!
No one can fall over or break the fourth wall better than this lady.
He’s very funny, and quirky. Plus, he thinks Babylon 5 is a big pile of sh—-awshank redemption.
LOVES puddles, has charm. Could produce some nicely delivered one-liners.
Has a celebrity friend called Holly Willa-boobies. Imagine that as a companion’s name. And no, I shan’t photoshop her. Perv.
Simon Pegg & Nick Frost
Fried gold? Bow ties, fezzes and… cornettos?
Do you have any other alternative suggestions? Send them in, to our Bookface page, tweet us or myself – if we chuckle-fart, even a little – we’ll be sure to post them up!