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Published on December 2nd, 2011 | by Aaron


Poole’s Polls – December 2011

Deck the halls with bowls of gum sweets lalalalala lala la la. ‘Tis the reason we like lollies lalalalala lala la la. That’s the words right?

Hey, be happy I’m not singing ABBA again. That was awkward for everyone involved.

Welcome back to the only place on the web that lets you decide all the important issues in life. Well, the only place at the Website of DOOM anyway. I guess some other site might also offer this service. I don’t want to get sued. Again.


A wise 38% of you chose to use a weapon of silence and accuracy last month. The sword is now offically the DOOM weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse. Congratulations, 38% of you may live to see tomorrow.

However, 21% of you chose the wet fish. You are what we call zombie-bait and will allow the rest of us to escape. We thank you for your diversionary sacrifice.


It’s now December and we here at DOOM Towers are in the festive mood leaving only one obvious question to ask you.

Who would win in a fight?

  • Batman (59%, 19 Votes)
  • Santa (41%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 32

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