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Published on March 18th, 2011 | by Blake

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My Old Balls… And Look At Those Guitars too

Once upon a time there was a Hobo Cowboy who lived within the comic book-esque world of Hands Down. Now, due to our collective mental efforts, a chicken and some voodoo chanting, he’s found his way into the real world, and here, Blake introduces himself, wanders off for a bit, drinks and wrestles with invisible people. Thankfully, he doesn’t actually show us his balls. He’s saving that for next week.

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Blake is a man of many loves. They are mostly what's in his pants. But when he's not talking about that, he loves to chat about sports, wrestling, TV, Stephen King and music. Have you seen his bass?



12 Responses to My Old Balls… And Look At Those Guitars too

  1. It’s a little slow starting out, old man, but it was worth it for the last 3 minutes alone. Cracked me the heck (I’ll try and refrain from blue language in my comment for Antonio’s sake) up. You’ll get the timing down, so keep at it. It gets my seal of approval (I love the name; you know it gets a big ole Funaki from me). \m/

  2. Colin Ballsmonkey Hill says:

    Awesome. Nice work, sir. Hopefully every episode will end in a random act of violence.

  3. Aaron says:

    I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! The show exists.

  4. Cuclean says:

    Wow. That was a treat. That’s the most active I’ve ever seen you Blake. :D

    Keep them coming and look after yourself. Put some padding down next time. :)

  5. Sharp-O says:

    Like I said on youtube, good work old timer.

  6. Blake says:

    Just wanna say “Thanks” to all of you for giving it a look, and not blistering my ass. As stated, needs some smoothing out, obviously. Just so it doesn’t end up in mayhem and stupidity, I’m taking questions from anyone that wants to hear my thoughts on any subject. And, even about my long spastic life here on Planet By-tor. I’ve got a few stories that might tickle your fancies, or something else, even.

    Thanks, again, guys.

  7. Clark says:

    Walking Dead rules. Great video Dude!
    Still love ya

  8. redneck says:

    everything is mirrored brotherman. nice job

  9. JK Hulon says:

    Pure awesomesauce, brother.

  10. Pat Firestone says:

    That is some quality entertainment! I am definitely looking forward to more of these.

  11. Michael says:

    This should be posted on texas.gov.

  12. McMarco says:

    FINALLY I managed to watch it from the ofrifice.
    You, Sir, are made of awesome.
    As others said it starts a bit slow but you found your feet in no time.
    A question for the next instalment: why do you consider Rickenbackers better than other bass guitars? Thoughts on the Gibson Vistory, especially?

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