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Published on December 5th, 2011 | by JJ

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The Advent Calendar Of Doom! Day 5

Let’s go a bit old school today. Put on your Doc Martins and jump into the fray OI!

…And after we get you all riled up, we calm you down. I especially like the term “happy bucks”

Tags: advent, bob ross, happy trees, oi to the world, vandels

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JJ JJ Hawkins currently lives in Portland, Oregon. As a vegetarian, thespian and goatee grower he fits in perfectly.

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