Published on March 3rd, 2014 | by Ryan4
S.T.R.A.T.U.S. Episode 23: Bricks Without Clay
These episodes are like my children. When I say that people usually assume I love them all and have a hard time picking my favorites. These people obviously don’t know my attitude towards children. I love my children that pay their way through college and cure cancer. I despise my children that shoot heroine under a bridge.
This episode is an unemployed paint huffing thirty year old who’s still living at home.
It’s been too long since we’ve had an episode so I’m letting this one go out. Apparently Sir Michael’s brain is affected by the changing season because he’s in this episode in physical form only. Every once in a while you’ll hear him chime in when a random brain synapse fires. Sir Michael always maintains that I could cut all his audio and do the show by myself. This episode is proof that line of thinking is utter bullcrap.
Turn in to listen to me flounder and not really talk about the Lego Movie, Star Wars vocab, Space Jam 2, Game of Thrones, The Swapper, what happens when you combine pencils and fire, how our insurance policies work (Aren’t you excited to hear that! INSURANCE POLICIES!), the fact Michael has played four games in his entire life, and Resident Evil games and movies.
I really want to know if you’d like us to do those Resident Evil commentaries. Let me know in the comments below!