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Staff of Doom Editor In Chief John Merker is a man of mystery, cats, and S Club 7. The creator of this mad house and suffering no megolamaniac tendancies despite this fact. He also has a cute butt. Assistant Editor Aaron Poole is a wood chucker and could chuck lots of wood but does not feel like it. He has avoided wood chucking in all it’s forms since the great chuck wood disaster of 2007. Sub Editor Shane Morris likes umlauts. He also likes the colour red and spelling it “color”. He’s lives down south and that is not a euphamism for “in your pants”. Unless you want it to be. Staff Writers Colin Hill is mad, bad and dangerous to know. Not because he does anything illegal but because he has an assortment of hats that just seem to draw trouble to them like a magnet. The hats may be cursed. JJ Hawkins has a goatee. It’s not his defining characteristic but it is damn sexy. He also has the laugh of a Norse god of thunder. One day I’ll find a viking hat for him and the picture of my dreams will be taken. Richard Sharpe plays with toys. And your mind.…
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Mars Needs Podcasts

Mars Needs Podcasts Episode 89: Welcome To Your Doom

January 2nd, 2011 | by JJ

JJ and his amazing friend Aaron welcome both the New Year and the new home of Mars Needs! The pair are a bit punch drunk and have a difficult [&hellip

Hands Down

Hands Down #1 – Candy Mantelpiece

March 8th, 2010 | by admin

Welcome to Hands Down, DOOM’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on [&hellip

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Mars Needs Podcasts

Mars Needs Podcasts Episode 89: Welcome To Your Doom

Hands Down

Hands Down #1 – Candy Mantelpiece

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