The Drive In Of DOOM! Spider-Man 3
Hello and welcome back to DOOM!’s exploration of the Comic Book film genre hosted by Aaron Poole and JJ Hawkins. This month we look at the third of Sam Rami’s Spider-Man films. Man, this movie sucks. Recorded at Dragon*Con last year, Aaron and JJ thought about redoing the episode and seeing if it could be done better, but nope, this is what this deserves. You will hear about a contest during this episode and…ALL ENTRIES ARE TO BE IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS EPISODE.
This is the only kinda cool image I could find. I swear, it must not really be from the film.
Most of the film looks more like that. OOOO, his fist went into sand…yawn.
Recycle villains…TO THE EXTREME!
But Topher Grace has to be the stupidest thing, right?
Oh dear God, NO! My eyes…my eyes!
If you want to drink, take one every time Aaron says the magic phrase, “Fuck this movie!” but be warned, he says is a lot. A LOT. And seriously…fuck this movie.
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JJ JJ Hawkins currently lives in Portland, Oregon. As a vegetarian, thespian and goatee grower he fits in perfectly.
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Hmfn’L
Thank you, it is fixed now.
Total eclipse of the heart
oh yeah and the boobs
emo spidy blows so do haikus
heard this movie sucks
little chance I will watch it
and fuck this movie
This film grinds my nuts
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Fuck you two for making me watch this goddamn fucking movie again
I may have broken format there.
I saw this movie opening weekend at a sold out theater, three rows from the screen, and two parents and their four kids packing into the two seats right next to me. To this day, possibly THE worst theater experience I ever had coupled with one of THE worst films I’d ever seen, matched only by the Halloween day Paranormal Activity screening I went to.
I saw this in the cinema too! With my mum and her boyfriend. Everyone agreed it was terrible. Also I didn’t know whether to do a 5-7-5 haiku or a 7-5-7 haiku so I’ll do both.
Hey there spiderman
What’s up with the black suit
Oh it makes you dance
So many villains in this
No motivation
Stuff just happens then it stops
I’m loving/hating all the entries so far. But especially that most of them don’t actually get the haiku format right. I love you guys.
It’s called poetic license, prick.
Heard about this here haiku contest and decided to submit two. An English one and a more traditional one.
Daddy issues, sand, and
alien goo villains abound.
Hero fails viewers.
クラゲ刺され
のような映画。
痛い哉。