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Published on October 20th, 2014 | by JJ


Mars Needs Podcasts #284- Nipples Are Not Evil

JJ and his amazing friend Jason each had adventures they want to share, but before they get there…well, let’s just say they veer of on a tangent all about fake nipples and one of the most virgin people JJ has ever worked with. Some folks just can’t handle their sculpted nipples, man. Then JJ tells of singing drag queens and footwear, and Jason recalls the night spent witnessing a living legend.

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JJ Hawkins currently lives in Portland, Oregon. As a vegetarian, thespian and goatee grower he fits in perfectly.

  • Will

    Yo hey! I just wanted to say, there -is- a version of Creep with swearing and such, the “very” version is a clean edit. I guess they played the wrong version, it is kinda funny since on the radio here earlier they played this song that suddenly ends in a bunch of swearing and had to quickly back announce it and cut to a break, oh wait by kinda funny I meant a story that goes nowhere. Anyway great ep!

    • Will

      Oh wait also! Horror movies, uhh You’re Next is pretty great, I’m not sure if The Host counts (the korean movie) but that is a giant fish monster and a good movie anyway. Peter Jackson’s Braindead/Dead Alive is good! Although kinda gross. And John Carpenter’s The Thing is one of the best movies ever, so that too. It’s not really horror but I’m looking forward to the new vampire documentary movie What We Do In The Shadows that has Jemaine Clement and Rhys Darby off Flight of the Conchords in it, but that doesn’t come out here until November.

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