Part 2

The Comics

 Last time I talked about how everything went so wrong.  Now I’m here to regale you about how everything began to go so right.

It’s fu­­nny that so many people know of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but many of those same people have no idea it started out as an independent, black-and-white comic three years before the beloved cartoon series ever started.  Eastman and Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles still remains the most successful independent comic of all time, but as I said in the previous article it went generally unnoticed for years, in the shadow of it’s more popular counterpart.  The most recent TMNT comic was written and self-published by TMNT co-creator Peter Laird himself and never made any headlines.  The series was still in production when Nickelodeon’s buyout of the franchise occurred, and is currently in hiatus.  It’s not really known if the series will ever continue, as Laird still maintains the right to produce up to 18 Ninja Turtle comics a year if he wants to.

When it was announced Nick bought the Turtles franchise, there was general fear that they would run it into the ground, or worse, just let it sit on the shelf and never touch it again.  But to the relief of the fandom, they had a clear plan in mind from the start.  They wouldn’t simply be doing a new cartoon, but they were going to push the Turtles back into the public eye through all different mediums.  And just like back in 1984, it all began with a comic book.

They’re back!

A New Home

Back in April 2011, it was announced that IDW Publishing had acquired the rights to publish a brand new TMNT comic book series.   IDW was known for producing comics based off licensed material such as G.I. Joe, Star Trek, Godzilla, and Transformers.  Now, IDW is nowhere near Marvel or DC in terms of popularity, but neither can they be considered really, independent.  They’re certainly one of the more prominent secondary publishers, much bigger then Mirage Studios and much better equipped for marketing.  Let’s put it this way, with IDW you didn’t have to print and fill-out a mail order form to get your comics every month and unlike before, people would actually know a TMNT comic existed.

The new comic wouldn’t follow the continuity previously established by Mirage, (which now saw the Turtles in their 30’s, Raphael mutated into a hulking Gamera-looking Turtle monster, Master Splinter dead, April revealed to be a drawing brought to life, and other really weird stuff), but instead be a complete reboot of the franchise, taking elements from the original Mirage comics, the popular 80’s/90’s cartoon, and pretty much every incarnation of the Turtles and finding a way to spin it into something totally new yet completely familiar.  At the helm, senior staff writer for IDW Tom Waltz, whose previous work for the studio included Silent Hill and Ghostbusters.  Joining him in writing dutties, in a welcome surprise to every TMNT fan out there, was TMNT co-creator Kevin Eastman, who left the franchise in the early 2000’s to focus solely on the comic magazine Heavy Metal, which he’s the owner of.   Having Eastman back on board was a welcoming sign for longtime fans, who’s last contribution to the franchise was 1996’s stand alone, hyper-violent Raphael and Casey Jones story, “Bodycount”.  Throw in Dan Duncan on art duty and you’ve got the team that gave TMNT fans what they’ve been waiting years for.

The first issue of the new comic dropped on August 24^th 2011.  Right away we’re treated to a familiar scene; the Turtles are cornered in an alley by some thugs, just like in the first issue of the original comic.  But unlike the comic, one of the Turtles, Raphael, is missing from the battle, and one of the thugs is a mutant alley cat named Old Hob, who seems to have some unknown history with the Turtles and Splinter.  We’re thrown right into the middle of a much larger story, with only teases of what came before, saving them for future reveals.  Sounds confusing, but it’s far from it.  Everything here is familiar to longtime fans, all while giving them a taste of all the new twists and turns ahead.  In the first issue alone we’re introduced to most of the major players, a mixture of old and new characters; The Turtles, Master Splinter, Casey Jones, April O’Neil, Old Hob, Baxter Stockman, and even Krang (yes, THAT Krang), all remaining for the most part intact but with updates, some minor and some extreme.  The first four deal with the Turtles searching for their missing brother Raphael, all while set up the new universe and building character dynamics.  Issue five finally reveals the radical new origin, which up until then we had only seen bits and pieces of through flashback…

Let me tell you a story…

Stop me if you’ve heard this one…Hamato Yoshi, master ninja and former member of the Foot Clan, is murdered, alongside his wife Tang Shen, by Oroku Saki, a.k.a The Shredder, in revenge for the accidental death of his brother.  His pet rat Splinter is left to wander the streets until he happens upon a startling event.  A truck carrying radioactive ooze swerves to avoid a blind man crossing the street, and the process a canister of the ooze flies off the truck and knocks a glass bowl of four baby turtles out of the hand of a young boy and washes alongside them down the sewers.  Splinter follows and sees the canister has shattered and the baby turtles are covered in the strange mutagen.  Splinter cleans them off, getting covered in the mutagen himself, and over a period of time, the five begin to mutate to become more human like in size and intelligence.  Teaching them the secrets of ninjitsu he learned from mimicking Yoshi in his cage, Splinter names his new sons after great Renaissance artists and raises them to become the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

That’s the original origin from the Mirage comics we’re all familiar with in some form or another.  In order for this reboot to really stand on its own and be a fresh new start, the origin had to be revamped. Waltz and Eastman gave us a new origin that was even crazier than the last, but at the same time made a lot more sense and helped fill those gaps in logic the original glossed over.

WARNING: THIS IS WHERE I GET INTO SOME HEAVY SPOILERS, SO IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE COMICS, STOP READING THIS NOW AND GO PICK THEM UP YOU NUT!

In the new story, we begin in Feudal era Japan with a man named Hamato Yoshi, elite ninja of the Foot Clan, one of the strongest and most feared ninja clans in Japan, led by Oroku Saki.  Saki sought to establish the Foot Clan as a dominate super power by killing an entire village of people.  Disgusted, Yoshi publically called out Saki and stormed off, cutting his ties with the Foot Clan.  Enraged by Yoshi’s disrespect, Saki put a hit out on him and his entire family.  That night, Foot ninjas attacked Yoshi’s home.  Yoshi fought and slayed them, but not before they had killed his wife, Tang Shen.  With her dying breath, Shen begged Yoshi to take their four young sons and flee, to which Yoshi complied.  For years they had lived in relative secrecy and peace, but Saki, now going by The Shredder, hunted them down, and had them all executed, with Yoshi with his last breath vowing revenge, against Shredder.

New character – Old Hob

Over a century later, a young college student named April O’Neil is in the midst of an internship at the Stockgen Research Facility, run by Baxter Stockman.  Unbeknownst to April, Stockgen’s experiments in bio-engineering meat are really a front for developing genetic and neurological weaponry for the mysterious General Kraang, reveled to be the last of a race of alien brain-like creatures called Utroms, who is waging a war in Dimension X.  One night, while alone in the lab, April is attacked by two unknown, but familiar looking ninjas, who were there to steal the experimental mutagen, as well as the four experimental test turtles.  April is saved, when the lab rat Splinter, sensing an aura of goodness around her, triggers the fire alarm which alerts security and forces the ninjas to flee, with Splinter in pursuit of the captive turtles, to whom he feels a strong, almost fatherly, connection to.  Splinter manages to free the Turtles from the ninjas, and they, along with the canister of stolen mutagen, fall into the alleyway below, and are exposed to the radioactive ooze.  It’s then that they are attacked by an alley cat.  Splinter fights it off, even scratching out one of its eyes, but it runs off with one of the Turtles in tow.  In a short period of time, the mutagen takes effect and Splinter and the Turtles are mutated to human-like form, and it becomes evident to Splinter that he is the reincarnation of Hamato Yoshi and the turtles are that of his sons. 

Uh guys, he’s behind you

Like I said, crazier, but makes more sense.  This new origin ties in many of the major characters and helps to make sense of some of the more head scratching bits of the Turtles mythology, like how Splinter knows so much about ninjitsu, and how the Turtles were able to learn in so quickly and seamlessly given their physiology.  When I first read it I was blown away by how effective it is and how deeply it’s rooted in past Turtles lore.  There are elements of both the comic and cartoons, but it’s not forced, rather the long hoped for hybrid of both incarnations.

Who’s Who

Like I said before, the characters are all familiar.  Leonardo is still the stoic leader, but this time is a more spiritual and a lot more commanding.  He’s still the most disciplined and remains close to Splinter, and having him be the only one of the Turtles with memories, albeit faint, of their past life was a great way to reinforce that.  Donatello, like always is the brains of the bunch, with an added twist of having his more logical and rational thinking frequently coming into conflict with Splinter and Leo’s spirituality, but nonetheless he remains close to both.  Michelangelo isn’t quite the hyperactive slacker he was in the cartoons, rather this time serving as the peacekeeper of the team, his youthful innocence helping to calm tensions between his brothers.  As of the time of this writing, he’s been the Turtle that hasn’t received much development, but that will no doubt change soon.  Raphael is still the hot-tempered loner, but this time his justified seeing as how prior to the start of the series, he had been separated from his family for over a year, giving him the feeling of an outsider.  He’s also the Turtle with the strongest sense of justice, often rushing in head first to right any wrong doings he happens upon, a trait he shares with his best friend Casey Jones, who in this series is the Turtles first human friend (post-mutation).  Casey in this new universe is younger, and is way more mellow than he’s been in the past, at times even being the voice of reason amongst the group.  He’s in college thanks to hockey scholarship that’s in jeopardy due to his suffering academics.  He’s the constant victim of physical abuse from his alcoholic father, and vents his frustration through his vigilante activity at night.  And yes, he still wears the hockey mask.  Master Splinter has seen some new elements to his history, his comic and cartoon origins being blended into one.  This Splinter is less frail and more defensive of his family, having lost them before.  We also learn of his past issues with controlling his anger, something that he feels indirectly caused the death of Tang Shen and his sons.  This change really makes his character more three-dimensional, transforming him from a Yoda-like all knowing mentor, to a character who’s made mistakes and has learned from them, and imparts those morals onto his sons so they don’t suffer like he has.  April O’Neil has pretty much remained the same as she was in the original comics and 2003 cartoon; she’s intelligent, compassionate, resourceful, and loyal.  Having her be the one to name the Turtles was a nice little touch, too.

But where would are heroes be without the villains?  Shredder is back, and more threating than ever.  He’s ruthless, conniving, and vindictive.  He still retains the blood feud with Yoshi, but here it feels a lot more personal.  There’s still a lot more left to be reveled with the character, so let’s look at the other main villain of the comic…Krang.  Save for his appearance in the 2009 movie “Turtles Forever’, hadn’t been used since the 80’s/90’s cartoon.  For the new series he’s been given a more menacing and deadly update, even combining his backstory with that of longtime TMNT characters The Utroms, and like them were indirectly responsible for the Turtles mutations.   Old Hob is a new character to TMNT mythology.  A mutant alley cat with a thug’s attitude, he serves as more a recurring nuisance to the Turtles rather than a looming threat like Shredder and Krang.  Another new character is Allopex, a mutant artic fox that serves Shredder and the Foot Clan, and has a rivalry with Raphael.  Her origin remains largely unrevealed as of yet.

Other characters from past TMNT incarnations have made appearance in both major in minor roles.  Karai and The Fugitoid from the original Mirage comics, Slash and General Tragg, from the original cartoon and Archie Comics, Angel and Silver Sentry from the 2003 series, and even beloved fan favorites Bebop and Rocksteady (unmutated…so far).  This new series doesn’t seem to be shying away from any piece of the TMNT franchise, (except for Next Mutation of course), and that opens it up to endless possibilities and chances to see more past characters used like Leatherhead, the Triceratons, Hun, Lord Dregg, Agent Bishop, Tokka and Rahzar, Renet, Mondo Geko, the list goes on.  Of course, they shouldn’t be discouraged from coming up with more new characters.  They can only live of nostalgia for so long.  Though, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for a new crossover with Usagi Yojimbo.

Like the prior comic series, there’s a spin-off series of micro issues that serve to flesh out individual characters as well as set up new story elements.  So far, each of the Turtles, Splinter, Casey, April, and the Fugioid have received focus, and each serves as a both great stand-alone read and essential for understanding things to come.  Each one gives us a unique look on the perspective of the respective character in focus and takes care of the necessary character development so the main book can flow more smoothly.

Duncan and Pattison’s combined excellence in full display

The art in the first twelve issues was handled by Dan Duncan and Ronda Pattison and it was gorgeous.  Duncan’s were striking and fluid, like the Turtles themselves.  Every panel had a strong sense of movement and he really knew how to stage a scene with the strongest angles possible.  No exaggerated musculature here, the character designs were all simple and geometric.  The look of the environments had a great grittiness to them and Pattison’s colors really highlighted that.  I don’t know if they were done digitally, but I doubt it.  The issues looked hand painted to me and added to the fluidity of the action.  They characters were bright and stood out from the dark shadowy backgrounds.  As of issue 13, Andy Kuhn has taken over at duties, and while not as dynamic as Duncan, he offers a unique and delightfully odd look that fits the tone of the TMNT.

Pencils from Issue #8

This new series is like an “Ultimate TMNT”.  It takes what came before and molds it into a fresh new modern take we haven’t seen before.  It uses nearly the entire franchise as building blocks, and as a result it’s hard to see where each storyline will lead.  People know that TMNT has a comic series going again, and this is a great one to present them with.  It satisfies older fans, intrigues newer fans, and has become one of IDW’s highest selling comic series.

When everyone was up-in-arms about the Michael Bay TMNT movie, I was content in the knowledge that as long as I had this comic, I didn’t care what they did to the Turtles in the movie (then I read the script and thought otherwise, I’ll cover that later).  This, to me, is the perfect TMNT…anything.  It’s got everything I ever wanted out of the franchise and for a long time after it came out, I thought it couldn’t get any better.

Then on September 29^th, 2012…it got better…

Next Time: The New Cartoon!

I’ll kick off with the only real surprise toy news and that’s LEGO unveiling their newest brand acquisition, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! The heroes in a half shell made their presence known with the four ninjas making a personal appearance to unveil their new LEGO theme. The first set to be revealed is The Shellraiser Street Chase, which includes two vehicles, 3 unique villain minis and two Turtle minis, Mikey and Leonardo. It looks like a promising theme but we’ll have to wait and see how the line works out!

In animation news, Warner Home Video announced that along with upcoming release of Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2, 2013 will see the release of Superman: Unbound, an adaptation of Geoff Johns and Gary Frank’s ‘Braniac’ story and Justice League: Flashpoint, which adapts the Geoff Johns and Andy Kubert controversial mini-series that kicked off the New 52 last year. 2013 will also see the release of LEGO Batman: DC Heroes Unite, an animated adaptation of the video game series, which I’m looking forward to if the same level of voice acting is brought to that feature that was in the game.

In comics, Marvel has announced two new cosmic comics to their “Marvel NOW!” stable. Nova, which will follow the new holder of the Nova Force, Sam Alexander, with the creative team of Jeph Loeb and artist Ed McGuinness. I love me some Nova so I’m interested to see how the rookie holds up against his predecessor Richard Rider. All-star creative team Brian Michael Bendis and Steve McNiven will be bringing us a new Guardians of The Galaxy book, another title (and team) we’ve not really seen since The Thanos Imperative. Obviously, with a movie coming out, the Guardians need a book out and while the team reflects the one in the movie, a surprise addition is of the Avengers’ own billionaire playboy philanthropist, Tony Stark! How will he figure into the equation? We’ll see when both titles kick off in Febuary 2013.

And the biggest news, at least to me is in the realm of television and an announcement from the Marvel Television Presents panel. Head of TV Jeph Loeb announced that Clark Gregg will reprise his role as Agent Phil Coulson in the live-action pilot “Marvel’s S.H.I.E.L.D.”!

THE SON OF COUL LIVES!

Yes, that’s a reason to be excited. Joss Whedon himself was on hand to break the news and he will also be co-writing the pilot as well as being Executive Producer, alongside Jed Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, Jeffrey Bell and Jeph Loeb.

What were your highlights of the show? Let us know by commenting below!

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• A person’s view, opinion, or judgment.

We here at DOOM Towers love to hear from our visitors. Partially because we have low self esteem and need to be told we’re pretty, and partially because you obviously have good taste so we can trust your opinion.

As a result, I have been tasked with testing the cultural waters, delving into the myriad popular opinions, having a look-see at the things you like to see, and textually probing your prefrontal cortex for your preferences on various matters both culturally imperative and wantonly irrelevant…In other words asking a question that only you can answer. Some may call it a poll but I call it THE MONTHLY RECKONING (a.k.a. NOT-Poole’s Polls)

Or something like that.

This month, we ponder the end of days, since it is so very fast approaching. The apocalypse will probably not occur on December 21st, but its good to know where your priorities lie in desperate times. How would you like to spend your last hours being entertained? With only the first part of Tolkein’s There and Back Again? With secret agent-y explosions and spy-punching? With a kung-fu epic by GZA the genius? With a gripping musical about the French starring Wolverine and Catwoman? With the epic conclusion to a terrible…terrible movie series? With the comedy/caper/ensemble movie with a heck of a cast? Make your reckoning.

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Oh, man! This entry is a doozy, between high concept gameplay and a f***ing AWESOME trailer, I can barely contain my excitement so let’s cast our all knowing eyes over Watch Dogs.

Mmmm, that’s good espionage! Watch Dogs’ key mechanic is hacking into various electronic systems, either to obtain and control information or to disable the devices at specific times. It was a surprise unveiling at E3 and the developer was visibly excited to be unveiling it. The protagonist, Aiden Pierce, can use any device tied into the city’s central operating system (ctOS) and has access to all sorts of personal information as well as the ability to hack phones and disable traffic lights all from his mobile phone. Combat seems to be your standard cover-based shooting but the hacking mechanic could lead to some fun instances and I can’t wait for it to be released.

And now for something completely awesome.

Did you see that? DID YOU F***ING SEE THAT!? God damn. Watch it again.

Oh, man that’s good. Do I even need to talk about this? I mean, seriously? Connor walks through the American lines and steals a horse, just to charge the British lines and take out ONE GUY. Connor has easily become my favourite Assassin in this series for sheer balls-to-the-wall badassery. Just look at the bit where the redcoat general looks at him in slow-mo with the smoking all around him. I turned into a stereotype in a movie theatre at that point. “Aw, dude. You are so dead! He’s coming for you and you are going to die!” Damn. Love it, can’t wait for it, take all my money.

I’ll be back soon with more of my trailer highlights from E3! Stay tuned!

Another week, another preview of upcoming toys but I’m out of my depth this time. I could spend hours talking about anything other than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Sure, I liked the cartoons and two of the movies but I never really owned any of the toys so I’m not really in any position to give my thoughts on these upcoming figures in relation to what has come before. Luckily, we have someone on staff that can and will.Before I unleash him upon you though, I’ll give my initial thoughts and some basic info. Nickolodeon picked up the rights to create a TMNT show a while ago and Playmates (Who have produced the toys before) are taking another crack at the Heroes in a Half-Shell. What they’ve shown thus far has been very impressive. A nice variety of figures, vehicles and playsets, as well as a line specifically catering towards older fans of the show with Classic designs (A move that’s been quite popular in the Thundercats line).  So without  further ado, let’s fire up the Balls-Signal and welcome TMNT-aficionado, Colin Hill!

Sharp-O: Thanks for doing this, sir. Let’s start with the 4-5” figures and go from there.

Colin: Okay, the basic figures look amazing.  I’m so happy the Turtles each have their own unique sculpt, and these are without a doubt the most detailed basic figures we’ve ever got out of Playmates. I’m especially fond of the Michelangelo figure, no surprise there.

Sharp-O: Not at all. I like that Mikey comes with actual chains with his nunchucks, it’s a nice addition. Each of the figures does have an individual sculpt to differentiate them more and articulation-wise, they appear to move at the head, shoulders, elbow swivel, wrist swivel, ball-jointed hips and double-jointed knees.  Shredder looks alright, a mix of first movie and his more recent animated counterparts.

Colin: Shredder looks great; he’s bulky, but well-articulated. I like the Foot Soldier, but from the look of it he won’t be as poseable as the others, which is disappointing, same with April but it’s more expected there.  The Krang figure looks decent, a nice hybrid of Krang from the original series and the Utroms from the comics, his accessories look pretty sweet, though I’m still waiting for more info articulation wise.  Splinter is the biggest surprise, with a very unique re-design that’s a far cry from Splinter in the past, but I’ll wait to see him in motion before I pass judgment.  His figure looks fine, but limited.

Sharp-O: The Foot Soldier’s elbow swivels suuuuuck! April has this weird bulbous head thing going on, like she’s the grown-up version of that girl from Bolt. Splinter looks terrible, I have to be honest. It’s the head sculpt that bothers me most. He looks less like a rat and more like a badger and the paint doesn’t help that either.

Colin: All in all, a very strong assortment. I can’t wait to see what else they have in store.  Casey Jones, Bebop, Rocksteady, Leatherhead maybe, I’m hyped.
The vehicles are all fine, though I’ve never been that much of a vehicle guy, that said, I’ll still get the new Party Wagon/Battle Shell; the Shellraiser (great name, by the way).  And I’ll possibly pick up a couple of the bikes.

Sharp-O: I agree, I’m not really one for vehicles. Which is odd for someone who collects robots who turn into vehicles but yes, they’re your typical vehicle assortment. The new Party Wagon looks like a nice update but there’s one thing I feel is missing from all these; Disc launchers that shoot pizzas!

Colin: That said, the most impressive toy in this assortment is no doubt the Secret Sewer Lair playset.

Sharp-O: Oh, hells yeah! It looks sweet.

Colin: 44 inches tall, zip line, elevator to the top, a design that’s half New York alleyway, half sewer lair, this thing is tits.  I have no room for it right now but that’s not going to stop me from buying this no doubt expensive behemoth.

Sharp-O: It’s a great looking playset  and I’m glad that we seem to be returning to massive playsets for proper figures. If I had one complaint it would be the odd perspective of the NY building backdrop. It messes with my OCD something chronic because it’s flat.

Colin: No surprises from the role playing gear.  It’s not bad, but we’ve seen it before.  But one thing we haven’t seen before is the Leonardo Stealth Sword, which is going to be a must own for my collection.  I’m going to play the hell out of it, unashamed.

Sharp-O: I don’t know if it’s been seen before but I really like the padded eye-pieces on the bandanas. I don’t know why but I like that.

Colin: I’ve known about the Classic TMNT line for months now and I’ve been anxious to see what they would look like.  Now that I have, I am not disappointed.  The facial sculpts are spot on, the articulation looks great, these look like the figures we’ve been waiting 25 years for.  If I had any minor nitpicks, it would be the paint schemes, I wish they kept all the Turtles the same shade of green, if they wanted them to be cartoon accurate, but that’s moot compared to what we got.

Sharp-O: Yeah, I can see these doing really well because even a non-fan like me gets a nostalgic kick from seeing these.

Colin: So yeah, if it’s not obvious by now, I’m very, very ecstatic right now.  By the end of this year, I’ll be broke, but happy.

Sharp-O: Yeah, it’s shaping up to be a good line. Not that I’ll buy any but I do like it when there’s more kick-ass product on the shelves.

Colin: And yes, I need to close with this…

COWABUNGA!

Sharp-O: Ha-Ha, you made a funny!

However, if either of them would like to marry me I’m contactable via The Website Of DOOM and would make an excellent househusband. I wouldn’t require much looking after, although you may find my constant staring a little bit creepy.

Call me.
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Welcome to the first DOOM! poll of 2012, the year of the apocalypse.

Last month, the people spoke and (wrongly) chose Batman as the victor in the Rumble In The North Pole. 59% of you thought he would beat up Santa. However, it has recently come to light that the real outcome would have been…

… the team up of the century!

Nice try folks, better luck next year.

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This month, DOOM (and I) are wondering which movie you’re most excited to see in 2012. We’ve highlighted a lot of trailers here at DOOM in our Tease Me, Baby! column and are excited to see these being released this year. But we want to know which one lights your candle.

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