Men In Black 3. This is something I wasn’t going to believe was happening until I saw proof, and something I further didn’t think it was going to be any good if it was happening. Well, the trailer dropped this past week and we got our first taste.

Once again, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are back to fill the rolls of J and K.

Before any plot is revealed, we get to see some new alien scum, which include this creepy-looking dude:

and whatever this thing is:

The graffiti is the alien. GET IT?

We’re treated to a quip from J before he whips out a newly-designed neuralizer:

That quip was clearly worth Will's $9,000-a-week trailer.

THEN we jump into some actual plot as J tries to look up something, and is denied access. K tells him there there are things he doesn’t need to know, and we are treated to a bunch of random images, possibly having to do with whatever it is J “doesn’t need to know”. Afterwards, J storms into MIB looking for K and makes a quip to a new character played by Emma Thompson.

"Hi, I'm Emma Thompson. I must be important to this movie, otherwise I wouldn't be Emma Thompson."

She tells J that K has been dead for over 40 years. J’s only solution to this problem is to go on top of an eagle on the Empire State Building, where he meets a dude who hands him a device and tells him to jump (through time).

I would totally trust this guy if he told me to jump off the Empire State Building.

Jump he does, and before he hits pavement, he lands in the late 1960’s, where he’s face-to-face with Josh Brolin as a young Agent K.

I don’t know if they used vocal enhancement for his role, but if not, Brolin does an INCREDIBLE Tommy Lee Jones impression.

Now this movie is helmed once again by Barry Sonnenfeld, who directed the last two films, and it’s his first theatrical film since RV in 2006. I’ll let you decide what that means. Despite the lame quips and the fact that Andy Worhol is listed as a character on IMDB, (THAT DUDE’S WEIRD! HE HAS TO BE AN ALIEN, AMIRITE?) I’m still holding out hope, if not for the time travel aspect. It could go either way. Men In Black II wasn’t near as good as the first in my opinion, but it was a fun revisit and slight expansion to the universe, which is what I’m hoping this one will be.

There is one thing that strikes me as odd, and it may be a total coincidence. Remember the animated series that ran on Kids WB in the between time from movie one to movie two? Well, there’s an episode that involves time travel and disappearing agents that looks eerily similar to this plot.

First, agents disappear right before J’s eyes and nobody remembers them existing.

K doesn’t end up disappearing, but he’s on the list. It’s enough for them to go back in time to meet Young K.

There’s also this guy, who’s responsible for the temporal anomaly, who has a lookalike behind bars in the trailer.

Now, they could have taken elements from the same source (the comic book), or just had the same idea, but it’s a bit odd. Oh, also Emma Thompson’s character (listed as “Oh” in on the IMDB page) looks a bit like Elle.

I don’t know what to expect, but it was a good episode of Men In Black: The Series, and watching a live action version of it might be fun. I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt. Also, I’m a sucker for time travel.

Welcome once again to my monthly questionaire to help the fine folks of DOOM figure out what you love and what you’re so disinterested in you couldn’t be bothered to click a button beside their name. It’s the electronic version of the colluseum and you’re Cesar.

Let’s get on with this shall we?

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Congratulations goes to March’s winner Wonder Woman!

You managed to trounce the competition (especially Super Girl who, it appears, nobody likes) and win our hearts once again just in time for a new TV show. I bet the actress playing her now is happy she doesn’t have to squeeze into the old costume.

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This month I’ve decided to focus on those cracking tunes that won’t leave your head. The ones that you end up singing in the shower without even realising it. TV shows and films have had some great belting tunes over the years, but which is your favourite?

STAR WARS

Have you heard of it? It’s kind of a big deal. There is this big black guy with a deep voice who hurts people. But his son is this whiny blonde kid who wants to kill him. Then there is a giant hairy thing and a little green thing who help him out. And this gay robot couple who follow them everywhere. Oh yeah and Han Solo. He’s a bad-ass. But most of all it has this great theme tune. BAH-BAH-Bububu-BAH-BAH-bububu-BAH-BAH-bububu-BAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SUPERMAN

Can he avenge his fellow Kryptonian’s brutal defeat last month at the hands of Wonder Woman? They say this film was cursed because of the fate of the actors in the movie, Margot Kidder became diagnosed as bipolar and Christopher Reeve famously became paralysed from the neck down… I was going to write some sort of “but hey the theme tune rocked, am I right?” end to that paragraph but I just depressed myself. Sorry.

INDIANA JONES

Did you ever find yourself running for a bus and singing this song? Or jumping over the gate in your garden while pretending you were being chased by a giant boulder and singing this song? What do you mean that would be stupid? Yes, well, I obviously haven’t done it myself. That wouldn’t be cool… but… you see… DAH-DUH-DAH-DAAAAH duh-di-duhhhhhhh DAH-DAH-DAH-DAAAAAAAH DUUUH-DI-DUH-DUH-DUH!

THE A-TEAM

I pity the foo’! Huh! I ain’t gettin’ on no damn plane! Huh! You a sucker! Huh! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins. No, wait, that last one was Hulk Hogan, nevermind. Anyway, if you lived in the 80s you watched The A-Team. And while the number of people killed was low, the rockingness of the theme tune was very high indeed. You’d be lying if you said the song wasn’t already in your head as soon as you read the name.

THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR

It’s hard to imagine a time before Will Smith was Will Smith but when he was The Fresh Prince there was a little bit of magic about him. He had a credible music career, for one. However, he was also the victim of playground bullying. Luckily, he had an uncle and auntie in a nice area who were able to take the troubled teen in. The theme tune to this hard hitting factual documentary was pretty good, even if he couldn’t pronounce “mirror”.

BATMAN

Dananananananananananananananananana BATMAN! dananananananana BATMAN! dananananananana BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! DananananananananaNA! BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

… I rest my case.

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So, now that you’ve had a good time singing along, you must choose. Which one will bring honor to it’s composer and which one will you fast forward through in the great DVD of our lives.

CHOOSE NOW!

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