DJ and Michael play Double Dragon Neon. It is turbo awesome. Seriously, the Wikipedia gameplay synopsis is amazing.

Some excerpts:

     ...rescue Marian from the Shadow Warriors gang, this time led by the super-lich Skullmageddon... 

     ...an outer-space fighting dojo, an Oriental-themed countryside, a genetics lab, and a graveyard...

     ...The player can collect life-replenishing sodas, money to buy items from shops, and special mixtapes... 

     ...tape's maximum capacity can be increased further by visiting a "Tapesmith" and paying him Mythril...

     ...both Billy and Jimmy can utilize a special "high-five" technique...

DJ as Billy Lee (the blond one)

Michael as Jimmy Lee (the brunet one)

Kasey as guest commentator (a.k.a. our girlfriend Marian)

Also, I googled Skullmageddon and this picture came up:

So that happened.

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Michael play Double Dragon Neon. It is still turbo awesome. Except for the times when DJ tries to spacewalk without a suit over and over and over…

DJ as Billy Lee (the blond one)

Michael as Jimmy Lee (the brunet one)

Kasey as guest commentator (a.k.a. our girlfriend Marian)

Apologies for the awful sexy noise at 07:44.

This is the only time we’ve stopped a game with the intent to finish it later. So we might forget what we’ve said at some point.

Just so you know, you can buy the soundtrack, which is amazing, here.

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.