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		<title>Review: Doctor Who &#8211; A Good Man Goes to War</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shane Morris]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to &#8220;No, YOU&#8217;RE a TARDIS!&#8221; Doom&#8217;s weekly Doctor Who review column. This week we saw the mid-series finale and the last episode until September. Knowing that, I went in expecting answers and desperately hoping we wouldn&#8217;t be left guessing too awful much until this Fall. And I was not disappointed at all. SPOILERS [&#038;hellip]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Rory-and-Cybermen.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2572"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Rory-and-Cybermen-300x206.jpg" width="300" height="206" /></a>Welcome back to &#8220;No, YOU&#8217;RE a TARDIS!&#8221; Doom&#8217;s weekly Doctor Who review column. This week we saw the mid-series finale and the last episode until September. <span id="more-2563"></span>Knowing that, I went in expecting answers and desperately hoping we wouldn&#8217;t be left guessing too awful much until this Fall. And I was not disappointed at all.</p>
<p><strong>SPOILERS AHEAD</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to just write things as they come to me as I really don&#8217;t even know where to begin. I think it&#8217;s a side-effect of having my mind blown by that ending. River is Amy and Rory&#8217;s daughter! AND the Doctor&#8217;s wife and she&#8217;s just been gallivanting with them this whole time! The whole sequence from The Doctor getting mad at River for not showing up earlier to the truth finally being revealed was just so well done. I feel sorry for anyone who made the connection when the name &#8220;Melody Pond&#8221; was first mentioned and therefore couldn&#8217;t fully enjoy the reveal. <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Amy-Rory-and-River.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2571"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Amy-Rory-and-River-300x206.jpg" width="300" height="206" /></a>This opens up so many questions too. Does that mean River killed The Doctor in &#8220;The Impossible Astronaut?&#8221; If so, why? Is that why she is in prison? I realize some of you have probably already figured these things out but the whole River/Doctor backwards timeline thing has always confused me. If anyone can explain it to me I would be happy to listen.</p>
<p>Aside from that, the scene when Amy, Rory and The Doctor are all gathered around the baby was great. I love that The Doctor can speak baby. And bringing out his own ancient baby bed for Melody was a sweet moment. It was really cool seeing so many people and creatures from past episodes all in the same place. Cybermen, a Sontaran, Silurians, a couple Judoon, the pirates from &#8220;The Curse of the Black Spot&#8221; and even the pilots in their awesome space planes from &#8220;Victory of the Daleks&#8221; all make appearances. I was quite proud of myself for recognizing them all as during last year&#8217;s finale I had no idea who any of the monsters gathered where.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/The-Doctor-and-River.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2570"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/The-Doctor-and-River-300x206.jpg" width="300" height="206" /></a>My only problem with this episode was how rushed the parts with the soldiers felt. I&#8217;m not sure why they took the time to give The Fat One and The Skinny One identities if they&#8217;re never seen or heard from again past one becoming a Headless Monk. And it seemed like Lorna Bucket was nothing but a vehicle for the name reveal. But these are minor gripes with an otherwise perfect episode.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m definitely looking forward to where this story goes come September. And hopefully life doesn&#8217;t get in the way too much and I can continue writing these. Thank you everyone for reading these articles. Be sure to leave your thoughts and theories in the comments, and check out our <strong><a  href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/poll-june/">Who Is Your Doctor Who?</a></strong> poll!</p>
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		<title>Review: Doctor Who &#8211; The Curse of the Black Spot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 20:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shane Morris]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to DOOM&#8217;s newly christened Doctor Who column, &#8220;No, YOU&#8217;RE a TARDIS!&#8221;. First off I would like to thank Mr. Aaron Poole for coming up with that name and Mr. John Merker for that awesomesauce banner up there. Thanks you guys! Now, let&#8217;s get into this week&#8217;s episode. SPOILERS AHEAD Truth be told, I [&#038;hellip]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Pirate-Amy.png"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2321"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Pirate-Amy-300x169.png" width="300" height="169" /></a>Welcome back to DOOM&#8217;s newly christened Doctor Who column, &#8220;No, YOU&#8217;RE a TARDIS!&#8221;. First off I would like to thank Mr. Aaron Poole for coming up with that name<span id="more-2318"></span> and Mr. John Merker for that awesomesauce banner up there. Thanks you guys! Now, let&#8217;s get into this week&#8217;s episode.</p>
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<p>Truth be told, I wasn&#8217;t too impressed with this pirate adventure. It felt like just another story about The Doctor arriving on a ship (usually a space ship but this time of the pirate variety) and the crew being picked off one by one and it&#8217;s up to The Doctor to save them. They did it a lot with the Tenth Doctor and it was a bit disappointing seeing the Eleventh doing the same old routine. Though there were a couple of good parts. Swashbuckling Amy saving the Doctor from having to walk the plank was a ton of fun. And for a minute there I actually thought Rory was dead which would have been a pretty ballsy move.<strong></strong></p>
<p>Two things in particular bugged me about this episode, both fairly minor. First, why did the Siren take The Doctor, Amy and Henry Avery to another part of the space ship while everyone else was taken to the sickbay? Did I miss something there? And second, there is no way a 17th century pirate captain could pilot a spaceship. I know a lot of suspension of disbelief is required from the start with a show like Doctor Who, but come on! But like I said, these are both pretty minor gripes.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Sea-Siren.png"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2323"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Sea-Siren-300x169.png" width="300" height="169" /></a>This week there wasn&#8217;t really much to do with the overall story of the series. We saw at the end that Amy is still struggling with keeping the secret of The Doctor&#8217;s death and that The Doctor is still trying to figure out what is going on with Amy somehow being pregnant and not pregnant at the same time. There was one particularly interesting thing though. The Eye Patch Lady appears for a second time on the ship&#8217;s wall in the same way she did on the door at the orphanage last episode. She seems to be monitoring Amy for some reason. My guess is it has something to do with the progress of the pregnancy.</p>
<p>Well, this brings us to the end of this week&#8217;s review. Be sure to comment and share your theories as they&#8217;re always interesting. Thanks for reading!</p>
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		<title>Review: Doctor Who &#8211; Day of the Moon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 15:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shane Morris]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Welcome back to DOOM&#8217;s weekly Doctor Who reviews. This week we saw the conclusion to the first story of series 6. And what a conclusion it was! Though I must say, these last two episodes have been extremely confusing. They go at breakneck speed and jump around a lot. This episode answered a few [&#038;hellip]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Doctor-Bearded.png"><img class="alignright"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Doctor-Bearded-300x196.png" width="300" height="196" /></a>Welcome back to DOOM&#8217;s weekly Doctor Who reviews. This week we saw the conclusion to the first story of series 6. And what a conclusion it was! <span id="more-2206"></span>Though I must say, these last two episodes have been extremely confusing. They go at breakneck speed and jump around a lot. This episode answered a few questions, but left a lot unanswered and introduced even more. I&#8217;m still not sure if I fully understand everything, but I certainly enjoyed it.<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>SPOILERS AHEAD</strong></p>
<p>First, the Silence. They&#8217;re so creepy! Especially whenever Amy finds the huge group sleeping like bats on the ceiling. I desperately wanted someone to run in with a shotgun aimed at the ceiling. Also, keeping track of encounters with marks on their skin was a great choice aesthetically as the resemblance to scars really messes with you psychologically and adds to the creepiness. And the Doctor&#8217;s plan for defeated them was simple, elegant, and brilliant. Like any good Doctor Who conclusion should be.</p>
<p>River Song gets a really bad-ass moment this week with killing what seemed like dozens of Silence (Silences?) in a shoot out back to back with The Doctor. She also has a deeply tragic moment at the end when she realizes that since her and the Doctor are encountering each other in opposite directions through time, his first kiss with her was her last kiss with him. I&#8217;m going to hate to see her character go but am really looking forward to seeing what happens.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Silence.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2228 alignleft"  alt="" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/The-Silence-300x196.png" width="300" height="196" /></a>The little girl is a bit of an enigma to me. She seems to be Amy&#8217;s daughter, but Amy&#8217;s pregnancy is really weird. From the monitor in the TARDIS it looked like she was somehow constantly switching from being pregnant to not. And the biggest shocker was the little girl regenerating at the end. Is she somehow also the Doctor&#8217;s daughter? Can a half-Time Lord even regenerate? Why did she kill the Doctor last episode? And if the suit can walk by itself was she even in it at the time? I have no idea but this has the potential to turn out interesting.</p>
<p>So there you have it, my thought on episode 2 of this series. Be sure to comment with your own thoughts and theories. Thanks for reading!</p>
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