The Website of Doom » photoshop https://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com Sat, 30 Sep 2023 21:12:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.38 Six alternative photoshopped Doctor Whos https://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/six-alternative-photoshopped-doctor-whos/ https://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/six-alternative-photoshopped-doctor-whos/#comments Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:06:02 +0000 http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/?p=8618 It has been a while since I last wrote something. I would love to say a lot of things have kept me busy since my last publication. Like that trip to 2015, becoming the next Batman, writing the fifth Die Hard movie, or winning that epic golfing tournament alongside Will Smith’s character from The Legend of Bagger Vance. But no, I have nothing as exciting to report. I stubbed my toe earlier. Kept me out for a good minute. I’m sure I read that counts somewhere.

Anywho (no pun intended. Unless you chuckled, then yes, completely intended), here’s my take on alternative actors to play the soon-to-be twelfth incarnation of Doctor Who!

Bruce Campbell

Sonic boomstick and chainsaw, anyone? ANYONE?! His companion went bad so he had to lop off her wris—what? Children’s show? Oh. Gotcha. Hmmf!

Bruce Campbell as the BBC's new Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maranda Hart

No one can fall over or break the fourth wall better than this lady.

Maranda Hart as the BBC's new Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bill Bailey

He’s very funny, and quirky. Plus, he thinks Babylon 5 is a big pile of sh—-awshank redemption.

Bill Bailey as Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dawn French

LOVES puddles, has charm. Could produce some nicely delivered one-liners.

Dawn French as Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keith Lemon

Has a celebrity friend called Holly Willa-boobies. Imagine that as a companion’s name. And no, I shan’t photoshop her. Perv.

Keith Lemon as Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost

Fried gold? Bow ties, fezzes and… cornettos?

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as the new Doctor Who

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who else?

Do you have any other alternative suggestions? Send them in, to our Bookface page, tweet us or myself – if we chuckle-fart, even a little –  we’ll be sure to post them up!

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