Kids, the internet saw something a little bit magical tonight. This evening, being the cocksure shoot-from-the-hip kind of guy that I am, I asked the Twitter mind who would win in a fight between two musical giants. I then proceeded to get caught up in a philosophical debate with Mars Needs Podcasts host and DOOM’s very own JJ Hawkins.

It went a little something like this:

Now, you’d be forgiven for thinking that this pithy banter was where this story ended. But, the internet Gods were smiling on us and Will Binns stepped in with a drawing of his very own to save the day.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am privileged to now present to you…

You’re welcome Internet…