Twas the night before Christmas, and all through DOOM’s halls
Not a feature was written, not even Old Balls
Stockings were hung in this chimney-less abode
In hopes that St Nick would soon bring us his load.

Christmas is upon us, dear friend. Everyone here at The Website of DOOM! wishes you a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyful Kwanzaa and Happy Holidays to all our readers, listeners and viewers. We hope this season brings you much joy and many wonderful memories.

John sprang to his sleigh, all the team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard them exclaim, as they flew out of sight,
“Merry Christmas from DOOM!, and to all a good-night!”