Comments on: The Drive In Of DOOM! Spider-Man 3

By: Joshua Mosteit

Joshua Mosteit — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:30:41 +0000

It’s called poetic license, prick.

By: Riko

Riko — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:39:48 +0000

Heard about this here haiku contest and decided to submit two. An English one and a more traditional one.

Daddy issues, sand, and
alien goo villains abound.
Hero fails viewers.

クラゲ刺され
のような映画。
痛い哉。

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 23:36:14 +0000

I’m loving/hating all the entries so far. But especially that most of them don’t actually get the haiku format right. I love you guys.

By: Will

Will — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:19:43 +0000

I saw this in the cinema too! With my mum and her boyfriend. Everyone agreed it was terrible. Also I didn’t know whether to do a 5-7-5 haiku or a 7-5-7 haiku so I’ll do both.

Hey there spiderman
What’s up with the black suit
Oh it makes you dance

So many villains in this
No motivation
Stuff just happens then it stops

By: Joshua Mosteit

Joshua Mosteit — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 05:05:48 +0000

This film grinds my nuts
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Fuck you two for making me watch this goddamn fucking movie again

I may have broken format there.

I saw this movie opening weekend at a sold out theater, three rows from the screen, and two parents and their four kids packing into the two seats right next to me. To this day, possibly THE worst theater experience I ever had coupled with one of THE worst films I’d ever seen, matched only by the Halloween day Paranormal Activity screening I went to.

By: Savagepoet

Savagepoet — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:05:55 +0000

heard this movie sucks
little chance I will watch it
and fuck this movie

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:44:38 +0000

Total eclipse of the heart
oh yeah and the boobs
emo spidy blows so do haikus

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:35:30 +0000

Thank you, it is fixed now.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:25:24 +0000

There’s no ‘Click to download here’ link. :(
Hmfn’L