In this episode, DJ attempts to play multiple games that we were assured he had played before but he still manages to be really bad at and all of our good ideas about entertaining game play go out of the window. We discuss the many, many superhero movies coming out in 2016, what we’re excited about and what we’re really worried about. Also covered are video games, Yasiin Bey, the Royal Rumble, and a lot of failed segues. 

 Hail to the King, Baby

At some point, we’ll get it right…

]]> https://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/riding-in-cars-with-boys/normal-kombat-men-playing-games-on-couches/feed/ 0 https://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/videos/no-milk-day-the-friend-zone/ https://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/videos/no-milk-day-the-friend-zone/#comments Tue, 07 Jul 2015 01:27:46 +0000 http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/?p=14051 The YouTube sketch group No Milk Day make a special return to bring you life changing news! The Friend Zone has been researched for decades but finally No Milk Day can give you the results. Although the answer may not be what you hoped.

United States Championship

Ladders

Undertaker (DJ) vs. Dusty Rhodes (Kasey)

European Championship

Ladders

Sgt. Slaughter (DJ) vs. Hulk Hogan (Kasey)

Special Exhibition Match

Tables. Ladders. Chairs.

Uncle Sam (DJ) vs. Abe Lincoln (Kasey)

Because you deserve it. Because you asked for it. Because we needed it.

Because. America.

DJ and Michael play Double Dragon Neon. It is turbo awesome. Seriously, the Wikipedia gameplay synopsis is amazing.

Some excerpts:

     ...rescue Marian from the Shadow Warriors gang, this time led by the super-lich Skullmageddon... 

     ...an outer-space fighting dojo, an Oriental-themed countryside, a genetics lab, and a graveyard...

     ...The player can collect life-replenishing sodas, money to buy items from shops, and special mixtapes... 

     ...tape's maximum capacity can be increased further by visiting a "Tapesmith" and paying him Mythril...

     ...both Billy and Jimmy can utilize a special "high-five" technique...

DJ as Billy Lee (the blond one)

Michael as Jimmy Lee (the brunet one)

Kasey as guest commentator (a.k.a. our girlfriend Marian)

Also, I googled Skullmageddon and this picture came up:

So that happened.

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Kasey play Resident Evil 6. They are just as bad as you’d imagine.

DJ as Leon

Kasey as Helena

Because neither of them seemed to understand the controls:

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Kasey play Resident Evil 6. They are just as bad as you’d imagine.

DJ as Leon

Kasey as Helena

coagulate

Syllabification: (co·ag·u·late)
Pronunciation: /kōˈagyəˌlāt/

    [no object]

        (of a fluid, especially blood) change to a solid or semisolid state:

            blood had coagulated around the edges of the wound

    [with object]

        cause (a fluid) to change to a solid or semisolid state:

            epinephrine coagulates the blood

Also, Aurora

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Kasey play WWE2K14.

Hell In A Cell: HB-Gay (very creative DJ) vs. Stone Cold (Kasey knows he missed out on an opportunity for Stone Cold Fox). This should have been posted like 2 months ago, but y’know. Stuff and things.

DJ as Shawn Michaels

Kasey as “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

Merry Christmas!

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ, Kasey, and Joey play Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’09. I’m gonna keep using the title of the game because I don’t know what I’m doing. Also, I’m posting all of the episodes for this because they’re a bit short and its only one match.

DJ as Vijay Singh because he is violently multi-racial

Kasey as Paul Casey because it has his name in it.

Joey as Rory McIlroy because McIlroy is a beast.

Michael as the guest commentator

Part I

Part II

I show up in this episode.

Part III

#djsucksdick

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.