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		<title>New Batman Revealed! Batman/Superman Date Confirmed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2013 20:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The internet exploded with buzz today as The Hollywood Reporter and other news sources announced who would be playing the role of Batman in the upcoming, but as of yet untitled, Batman/Superman movie. The next man to throw on the cape and cowl is none other than Ben Affleck. The reaction has run the gamut [&#038;hellip]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/page-banner-doom.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6089" alt="page-banner-doom" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/page-banner-doom.jpg" width="608" height="85" /></a>The internet exploded with buzz today as <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ben-affleck-is-batman-man-612907">The Hollywood Reporter</a> and other news sources announced who would be playing the role of Batman in the upcoming, but as of yet untitled, Batman/Superman movie. The next man to throw on the cape and cowl is none other than <strong>Ben Affleck.</strong><span id="more-9068"></span><br />
<a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/affleckbats.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9069" alt="affleckbats" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/affleckbats.jpg" width="500" height="400" /></a>The reaction has run the gamut across the internet but the most vocal are the nay-sayers, naturally. These are no doubt the same people who said Heath Ledger wouldn&#8217;t be a good Joker, or Chris Evans a good Captain America. But personally, I think Affleck is a fine choice. He knows the lore, he&#8217;s got good acting chops and he&#8217;s no stranger to putting on tights, having played both Daredevil and George Reeves in Hollywoodland.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/afflecktights.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-9070" alt="afflecktights" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/afflecktights.jpg" width="554" height="352" /></a>But don&#8217;t take just my word for it, take a look at these dazzling testimonials from other DOOM staff members!</p>
<p>Colin Hill: <em>&#8220;I take it all back, this movie is gonna be tits! Best. Casting. Ever!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>JJ Hawkins: <em>&#8220;Do not misunderestimate the Affleck! He has the chops and will do just fine. However, it still does not mean Zack Snyder will not continue to screw the pooch with the second movie.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Aaron Fever: <em>&#8220;If you&#8217;re not excited about Bat Affleck then we can&#8217;t be friends.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Colin Hall-Williams: <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure which is worse; fan rage over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, the counter-twattery of people telling fans not to have an opinion until the film&#8217;s released, or me negatively commenting on both of the above!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>They also announced the date for the movie so you can expect to see Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck on screen July 17, 2015! What do you guy think? Are you hyped or horrified?</p>
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		<title>Star Trek Comic Book Review: Countdown to Darkness #4 *TOTALLY SPOILED*</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to *TOTALLY SPOILED* where we have been going through each issue of the IDW series Star Trek: Countdown to Darkness and breaking them down. We&#8217;re doing this to get the essence of the story out to you fine folks who don&#8217;t either have the time or the money to get the series yourself. [&#038;hellip]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to *TOTALLY SPOILED* where we have been going through each issue of the IDW series Star Trek: Countdown to Darkness and breaking them down. We&#8217;re doing this to get the essence of the story out to you fine folks who don&#8217;t either have the time or the money to get the series yourself. This is it folks, what you all have been waiting for, the grand finale so to speak. If this is your first time reading this make sure you go back and start from<a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/star-trek-comic-book-review-countdown-to-darkness-1-totally-spoiled/"> part one</a>, and if you&#8217;re all caught up lets get into it shall we?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Star-Trek-Countdown-to-Darkness-04.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8455" alt="Star Trek Countdown to Darkness 04" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Star-Trek-Countdown-to-Darkness-04-194x300.jpg" width="194" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>We start this issue off on QO&#8217;NOS the Klingon homeworld. Several Klingons stand around a table talking to April on a comm device. April tell them he has accepted that Phaedus IV belongs to the Klingon Empire, and in order to secure the safty f the innocent Phaedans he asks to be made the Colonial Governor reporting to the Imperial Command. When the Klingons ask why they would allow that, April says he would give them the Enterprise.</p>
<p>Back on the ship Kirk,Spock and Scotty are gathered in engineering. Scotty tells them that the energy field that hit them when they arrived was gone, but April&#8217;s program has them locked out of everything, and April controls it all from the bridge. Kirk suggests they take the bridge and Spock says &#8216;easier said than done&#8217; in his Vulcan way, but agrees it&#8217;s the only way. With the aid of their tricorders Kirk and Spock attempt to get to the bridge by way of the Jefferies tubes.</p>
<p>April opens communication with Kirk to tell him he knows what he is doing and drops a blasting shield between him and Spock. They agree to keep trying to get to the bridge separately. April rambles on about Star Fleet as Kirk kicks his way through some panels to end up in 10 forward. where Uhura, Bones and several other crew members are trapped. Kirk tells everyone they ran into some glitches. Bones asks him if what he&#8217;s look at out the window was responsible.</p>
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<p>Spock makes his way into a turbolift shaft as Scotty comes up with another solution: shut down the warp core. April begins his negotiations with the Klingon commander Kor when Scotty accomplishes his goal of &#8220;shutting off the Enterprise&#8221;. Kirk uses his badge comm to ask Scotty what&#8217;s going on and after he explains, Kirk tells him about the Klingon ship sitting outside.</p>
<p>Spock makes it to the bridge and hits April with a phaser on the lowest setting. April tells him he is trying to save an entire people and that the Enterprise was just one ship. Kirk gets on the bridge and shoots him again. The lights come back on and Kirk get the shields up and Spock gets them out of the area. Later in the brig Krik asks April what he was thinking, saying he could have started a war.</p>
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<p>After talking to April Spock gives the Captain an update on the bridge crew and Mudd. Kirk says he is keeping her ship, as it may come in handy some day. He says he hates that they had to run from the Klingons. Spock says that would have started a war, and though Kirk agrees he thinks April was right. That they left the Phaedans to die and if Star Fleet wasn&#8217;t out there to prevent something like that from happening, then what are they out there for?</p>
<p>Spock meets up with Uhura and she asks him to promise her he won&#8217;t go running off again and he does.</p>
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<p>Kirk radios Pike who informs him everything that happened is now classified information, and once he drops off April to forget about him. He tells him to proceed to the Nibin system per orders. &#8220;and Kirk, do your self a favor&#8230;remember who your real enemies are.&#8221;</p>
<p>The final page is set in London at the Star Fleet Data Archives where access is granted to a John Harrison&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Well that&#8217;s it folks, now you are prepared to go see the movie. I&#8217;m not sure how any of this is going to fit in because I haven&#8217;t seen it yet, but if you have already feel free to leave comments, thoughts, and complaints below, or head over to the <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/community/index.php">Message Board of Doom!</a> Also if you want to read these full comics for yourself <a href="http://www.comicshoplocator.com/StoreLocator">click here</a> to find a local comic book shop in your area!</p>
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		<title>Star Trek Comic Book Review: Countdown to Darkness #3 *TOTALLY SPOILED*</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 02:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I&#8217;d like to take a moment to apologize to all my British and Australian readers. I had originally planed to have this all done by the time the movie came out. I didn&#8217;t realize you guys were getting it a week and a day earlier than we here in the States. So I am [&#038;hellip]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;d like to take a moment to apologize to all my British and Australian readers. I had originally planed to have this all done by the time the movie came out. I didn&#8217;t realize you guys were getting it a week and a day earlier than we here in the States. So I am going to try and get these last two done as quickly as I can without skipping over any necessary details. I hope to have the last one out on Monday. So anyway, here we go with part 3 of the Star Trek Countdown to Darkness series. Again, if you haven&#8217;t read part <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/star-trek-comic-book-review-countdown-to-darkness-1-totally-spoiled/">One</a> or<a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/uncategorized/star-trek-comic-book-review-countdown-to-darkness-2-totally-spoiled/"> Two</a> yet take the time to do so now otherwise lets get on with the show!</p>
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<p>We open with Sulu and Hendroff tied up in one of the &#8216;Shadows&#8217; tents. Sulu is upset that he was knocked out for the whole thing noting their captors had been given an evolutionary bump. Sulu manages to get one of his boots of to procure a knife. Hendroff mentions the numerous Star Fleet violations but Sulu tells him he had &#8220;special dispensation from the Captain to carry what ever I need.&#8221; Hendroff comments that a red shirt would never get away with that.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Back in the caverns Kirk tell April he&#8217;s going after Spock regardless of what April thinks (seeing as he lied to him about having Sulu and Hendroff.) April tries to explain his strategy when they are interrupted by one of his men.There is a new arrival on the planet and April tells Kirk he should wait before going after Spock.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Up on the surface Kirk and April greet an incoming shuttle. Mudd and Uhura come off it. Mudd tells April she has everything he asked for and more, but her shuttle is being held captive on the Enterprise. She then quickly introduces herself to Kirk, noting that she&#8217;s single! Kirk tells Uhura everything that has happened on the planet up to this point including Spock&#8217;s current situation. <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/IMG_20130509_115523.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-8357" alt="IMG_20130509_115523" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/IMG_20130509_115523-1024x318.jpg" width="586" height="181" /></a></p>
<p>Despite Mudd&#8217;s disapproval and April saying he can&#8217;t go with them Uhura and Kirk make a rescue run in the shuttle. Sulu and Hendroff now freed from their bindings are assessing their escape when the two guards out side the tent come flying in slamming into the poll, followed by Spock.</p>
<p>On the shuttle craft Uhura complains to Kirk about Spock and that this is the second time he unnecessarily risked his life (read Star Trek the Ongoing Series #3 and 4 for the first time). She tells him Spock is guided by his emotions, and hiding it under any logic that will fit. Kirk then asks her if he left her the conn, who has the bridge now?</p>
<div id="attachment_8358" style="width: 596px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/IMG_20130509_115639.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-8358" alt="Lens flairs are cannon " src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/IMG_20130509_115639-1024x960.jpg" width="586" height="549" /></a>
<p class="wp-caption-text">Lens flairs are cannon</p>
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<p>Spock, Sulu and Hendroff make it out of the camp but still end up being attacked by the &#8216;Shadows&#8217; when the shuttle arrives to save them.</p>
<p>A while later everyone returns to the enterprise with Mudd and April where it is revealed that Klingons had been backing the &#8216;Shadows&#8217; to help secure the planet as part of the Empire. When Kirk asks why April didn&#8217;t say that in the first place, he says he hoped that Kirk might help if he thought it was a simple civil war and not a proxy war for the planet.</p>
<p>After sending April and Mudd to sickbay to be double checked Spock and Kirk talk about what Spock did. Spock admits he was wrong and &#8220;put the needs of the few before the needs of the many&#8221;</p>
<p>April and Mudd head to the bridge and proceed to stun everyone there. Then April enters a code that gives him full reign of the ship., and shuts down access to the bridge. Spock and Kirk are told by April that he had a fail safe programed into the old Enterprise and he took a gamble that it got transferred to the new ship. They head to engineering. Neither Skotty or Spock can figure out the coding April used in his program. Kirk claims that if April attacks and army backed by Klingons he&#8217;ll start a galactic war.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/IMG_20130509_115553.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-8359" alt="IMG_20130509_115553" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/IMG_20130509_115553-1024x557.jpg" width="586" height="318" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/star-trek-comic-book-review-countdown-to-darkness-4-totally-spoiled/">(Click here to read part 4)</a></p>
<p>If you liked this and want to know more about what Kirk and the crew have been up to since the last movie (including adventures that happened in Star Trek The Original Series but with the twist of the new timeline) head on over to the <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/community/showthread.php?tid=45">Message Board of Doom</a> where we will be taking a look at the ongoing comic series one issue at a time, and you can tell us about your thoughts, hopes, and half baked ideas on the new timeline and what it means to the Star Trek Universe in general.</p>
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		<title>Star Trek Comic Book Review: Countdown to Darkness #2 *TOTALLY SPOILED*</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 21:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome Back to *TOTALLY SPOILED* with Harvey Locust where we are going to spoil the Ferengi out of the new Star Trek Countdown series. This is the second issue, so if you missed the first one, CLICK HERE to read it first. Now enough with the yappin&#8217; lets get on with the story&#8230;. On the [&#038;hellip]]></description>
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<p>Welcome Back to *TOTALLY SPOILED* with Harvey Locust where we are going to spoil the Ferengi out of the new Star Trek Countdown series. This is the second issue, so if you missed the first one, <a href="www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/articles/star-trek-comic-book-review-countdown-to-darkness-1-totally-spoiled/">CLICK HERE </a>to read it first. Now enough with the yappin&#8217; lets get on with the story&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Star-Trek-Countdown-to-Darkness-02.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-8287" alt="Star Trek Countdown to Darkness 02" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Star-Trek-Countdown-to-Darkness-02-672x1024.jpg" width="410" height="624" /></a></p>
<p>On the surface of Phadaeus IV, at the edge of explored space, is where we find Kirk and Spock confronting Captain April and his rogue army of the indigenous population.  Kirk berates April, calling him a phony but April&#8217;s only concern is asking about his ship, which Jim smugly tells him was decommissioned two years prior and that Jim has the new one that he can&#8217;t get back to because April shot it down.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/aprils-army.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8289" alt="aprils army" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/aprils-army-199x300.jpg" width="199" height="300" /></a> April claims that it was an opposing faction that did it but he is interrupted when explosions start going off.  April and his &#8220;men&#8221; lead Kirk and Spock deep into some caverns in the mountainside as the attackers pursue. Once inside, April takes Kirk&#8217;s phaser and seals off the entrance then gives the phaser back to Kirk.</p>
<p>On the ship, Chekov still can&#8217;t get through the interference and Uhura wants to go back down to the planet to look for them. Bones tells her they are probably perfectly fine and Kirk needed some shore leave anyway.</p>
<p>Back in the cave, Kirk asks April who attacked them and why does Star Fleet believe him dead.  April says he will tell them once they are safe and then reveals what seems to be a dead end is actually a hologram covering the entrance to his home.  Spock notes that the hologram is more sophisticated than those currently in use at Star Fleet.<a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/aprils-home.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8290" alt="aprils home" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/aprils-home-215x300.jpg" width="215" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Inside, April begins the story of what happened.  How his Enterprise was the first to check out Phadaeus IV.  How everything looked normal for an iron aged society &#8220;and then we met The Shadows&#8221;.  April tells and shows them a video of a mass genocide taking place on the planet where one race slaughters and enslaves another based on their color.  Children being eaten or used as pets.  He tells them that after seeing that he snuck off the ship with as much technology and phasers as he could carry.  Spock inquires as to why his first officer had not arrested him for breaking the Prime Directive. April said that his first officer, Alex Marcus, was his best friend.  Marcus told him he would tell everyone that April was dead, and the fact that Spock and Kirk believed him to be dead was proof that Marcus proved up to his word. Spock calls April out, saying there is way more weapons and technology on the planet than what April first described. April admits to having outside help.</p>
<p>Back on the ship, Uhura is still debating going after them when the ship is approached by a small  vessel with a Bajoran woman on board claiming to make a delivery to April.  When asked who she is&#8230;<a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/call-me-mudd.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-8291" alt="call me mudd" src="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/call-me-mudd-1024x394.jpg" width="586" height="225" /></a></p>
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<p>On the planet surface, April has Kirk look through some binoculars at a Shadow army sitting off in the distance and tells him Sulu and Hendroff are captured there.  That starts an argument between the two which gives Spock the opportunity to run off and attempt a rescue on his own.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">TO BE CONTINUED&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/totally-spoiled/star-trek-comic-book-review-countdown-to-darkness-3-totally-spoiled/">(click here for part 3!)</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">If you liked this and want to know more about what Kirk and the crew have been up to since the last movie (including adventures that happened in Star Trek The Original Series but with the twist of the new timeline) head on over to the <a href="http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/community/showthread.php?tid=45">Message Board of Doom</a> where we will be taking a look at the ongoing comic series one issue at a time, and you can tell us about your thoughts, hopes, and half baked ideas on the new timeline and what it means to the Star Trek Universe in general.</p>
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