In this episode, DJ attempts to play multiple games that we were assured he had played before but he still manages to be really bad at and all of our good ideas about entertaining game play go out of the window. We discuss the many, many superhero movies coming out in 2016, what we’re excited about and what we’re really worried about. Also covered are video games, Yasiin Bey, the Royal Rumble, and a lot of failed segues. 

 Hail to the King, Baby

At some point, we’ll get it right…

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United States Championship

Ladders

Undertaker (DJ) vs. Dusty Rhodes (Kasey)

European Championship

Ladders

Sgt. Slaughter (DJ) vs. Hulk Hogan (Kasey)

Special Exhibition Match

Tables. Ladders. Chairs.

Uncle Sam (DJ) vs. Abe Lincoln (Kasey)

Because you deserve it. Because you asked for it. Because we needed it.

Because. America.

DJ and Michael play Double Dragon Neon. It is turbo awesome. Seriously, the Wikipedia gameplay synopsis is amazing.

Some excerpts:

     ...rescue Marian from the Shadow Warriors gang, this time led by the super-lich Skullmageddon... 

     ...an outer-space fighting dojo, an Oriental-themed countryside, a genetics lab, and a graveyard...

     ...The player can collect life-replenishing sodas, money to buy items from shops, and special mixtapes... 

     ...tape's maximum capacity can be increased further by visiting a "Tapesmith" and paying him Mythril...

     ...both Billy and Jimmy can utilize a special "high-five" technique...

DJ as Billy Lee (the blond one)

Michael as Jimmy Lee (the brunet one)

Kasey as guest commentator (a.k.a. our girlfriend Marian)

Also, I googled Skullmageddon and this picture came up:

So that happened.

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Kasey play Resident Evil 6. They are just as bad as you’d imagine.

DJ as Leon

Kasey as Helena

Because neither of them seemed to understand the controls:

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Kasey play Resident Evil 6. They are just as bad as you’d imagine.

DJ as Leon

Kasey as Helena

coagulate

Syllabification: (co·ag·u·late)
Pronunciation: /kōˈagyəˌlāt/

    [no object]

        (of a fluid, especially blood) change to a solid or semisolid state:

            blood had coagulated around the edges of the wound

    [with object]

        cause (a fluid) to change to a solid or semisolid state:

            epinephrine coagulates the blood

Also, Aurora

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ and Kasey play WWE2K14.

Hell In A Cell: HB-Gay (very creative DJ) vs. Stone Cold (Kasey knows he missed out on an opportunity for Stone Cold Fox). This should have been posted like 2 months ago, but y’know. Stuff and things.

DJ as Shawn Michaels

Kasey as “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

Merry Christmas!

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ, Kasey, and Joey play Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’09. I’m gonna keep using the title of the game because I don’t know what I’m doing. Also, I’m posting all of the episodes for this because they’re a bit short and its only one match.

DJ as Vijay Singh because he is violently multi-racial

Kasey as Paul Casey because it has his name in it.

Joey as Rory McIlroy because McIlroy is a beast.

Michael as the guest commentator

Part I

Part II

I show up in this episode.

Part III

#djsucksdick

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.

DJ, Michael, and Joey play Rainbow Six: Vegas, and boy are we awful. Tactical pacing is not for our fast paced go get-em attitudes, but we learn some special lessons about teamwork.

This episode was recorded live at DIZeLAN Frag Center in Azusa, California. Some noises you hear in the background are other patrons being rowdy over Halo 4 and League of Legends matches.

DJ as the guy on the left

Michael as the guy on the right, then on the left. (usually dead and spectating)

Joey as the second guy on the right.

Used this character  image cause its pretty much what this video is all about.

DJ and Michael play Double Dragon Neon. It is still turbo awesome. Except for the times when DJ tries to spacewalk without a suit over and over and over…

DJ as Billy Lee (the blond one)

Michael as Jimmy Lee (the brunet one)

Kasey as guest commentator (a.k.a. our girlfriend Marian)

Apologies for the awful sexy noise at 07:44.

This is the only time we’ve stopped a game with the intent to finish it later. So we might forget what we’ve said at some point.

Just so you know, you can buy the soundtrack, which is amazing, here.

We still just dick around and aren’t actually reviewing the game. We’re professionals.