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Published on February 20th, 2011 | by JJ


Mars Needs Podcasts 96- Aquaman’s Sexual Prowess

JJ and his amazing friend Jason brodcast from the 1940’s to bring you this episode. It’s just the bee’s knees, mister. So hook your iPod up to your favorite jalopy and take your best girl for a ride up to lookout point. The chums also look at what’s coming to the picture show as they talk of that new Thor trailer. JJ admits a fascination with actors who can transform their bodies to fit a role, ponder the unspoken applications of Aquaman’s powers, and how he could make a fortune in Japan. Plus, the two wonder what ever became of hair…you know, THAT hair?

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JJ Hawkins currently lives in Portland, Oregon. As a vegetarian, thespian and goatee grower he fits in perfectly.

  • Colin Ballsmonkey Hill

    You should have named this episode “Alf Pussy”

    • JJ

      Silly iTunes won’t allow for that kind of language. I thought about it. Oh yes, I thought about it….

  • Sharp-O

    I googled “titties” and the third or fourth image was a girl who drew Garfield on her underboob and I applauded it.

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