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Published on February 1st, 2011 | by Aaron

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Poole’s Polls: February 2011

Well hello there! And welcome to the second of my polls on DOOM.

Every month, I’m going to survey you, our gorgeous and treasured readers, on subjects as wide ranging as geeky-silly things to silly-silly things. Yes, we take our questions very seriously.

But by doing so I hope that we can not only create a gauge on the finger on the pulse on the arm of the world but also create needless competition between folks.

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Our sexy winner of last month’s poll (by a landslide) was Tom Selleck!

That means that Tom is officially DOOM’s favourite man with a moustache. Congratulations to you, sir.

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This month I’ve decided to focus on a minority group in this world. The biggest minority of them all and the one who has hard the hardest time in their life. That’s right folks, I’m talking about gingers.

I’ve painstakenly put together what I think is the elite in their red feld. The carrot-top of the heap, if you will. All you have to do is choose between them and let us know who you think is the best!

Christina Hendricks

My first pick may be a controversial one. Despite the fact that the Mad Men star is both bodacious and ubiquitous at the moment she unfortunately is also NOT A NATURAL RED-HEAD. Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Yes, apparently she has been colouring it since she was 10. But for sheer dedication to gingerdom alone I figure her inclusion is acceptable.

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Molly Ringwald

I first set my eyes on dear Molly Mallone Ringwald in The Breakfast Club and her cuteness was infectious. Sure, Ally Sheedy had the moody sex appeal but Molly wouldn’t steal your wallet. She stared in many an 80s teenagers favourite films but has all but dissappeared since. Is nostalgia alone worth a vote? Will winning DOOM’s poll bring her out of retirement?

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Mary-Jane Watson

The tiger-loving flame haired vixen has been Spider-man’s main squeeze for over 40 years (and still is, Quesada, fuck you!). She’s a foxy model, loyal girlfriend and all round positive woman. She also has a penchant for nerdy guys who like to wear costumes. She’s pretty much the dream woman for every man who visits this website.

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Ron Weasley

Now, I must make this very clear. I am nominating the character from the Harry Potter books, loveable loser Ron Weasley NOT the actor who plays him. Rupert Grint could be a loser in his own right too, I wouldn’t know if he managed to get with Hermione in real life but for the purpose of this poll I won’t judge. It’s Ronny who I’m interested in. And by interested, I don’t mean that I want to see his wand…

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Chuck Norris

I’m not much of a Chuch Norris fan, apart from that scene when Bruce Lee rips out some of his chest hair, but I would never dare tell him that. He’s a scary man and the toughest ginger I could think of. Dare you vote against him? Or will this be just another one of those Chuck Norris jokes that will be sent to you in an email and you’ll detail without reading until the end (is that just me?)

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Garfield

Forget the bad films that Bill Murray mistakenly did. Forget the hit-and-miss comic strips that you’ll read in the newspaper. The only real Garfield in my eyes is the stoner-sounding cartoon devil who appeared in Garfield & Friends with a top hat and cane at the start of every week. But does this cat make you lol and can he has your vote in our poll?

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So there you have it, this month’s argument of choice. Let us know who your favourite ginger is by voting below and remember that we care. Not much, but we do.

Who Is Your Favourite Ginger?

  • Molly Ringwald (26%, 9 Votes)
  • Mary-Jane Watson (20%, 7 Votes)
  • Chuck Norris (17%, 6 Votes)
  • Ron Weasley (17%, 6 Votes)
  • Christina Hendricks (14%, 5 Votes)
  • Garfield The Cat (6%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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Aaron

Aaron Fever has been tormenting the internet for over 10 years now. He is still waiting to find a reason for doing so.



  • http://twitter.com/TheHangingBrain The Hanging Brain

    Christina Hendricks… fake hair color, fake boobs, she’s losing penis cred by the day.

    Molly Ringwald all day long. =)

  • LeighBC

    Um, no vote. Because you left out the best ginger ever! Where is AMELIA POND!?!?

    • http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/category/mint-in-box/ Sharp-O

      HELL YEAH! Where’s Karen Gillan or Felicia Day for that matter?

      • John

        You’ll see all these in our sequel!

        I was torn between Miss Watson and Mister Norris. Jane won.

  • http://aaronfever.bogspot.com Aaron

    I don’t watch Dr Who and I don’t watch whatever it is Felicia Day is in. It’s MY poll!

    • http://www.thewebsiteofdoom.com/category/mint-in-box/ Sharp-O

      Shame on you, sir. Shame. On. You.

  • Tom Harrington

    The baffling omission of Pippi Longstocking is baffling.

  • Jason W.

    I thought Chuck Norris was originally blonde?
    But I find your lack of Jessica Rabbit. . .disturbing.

    • http://aaronfever.blogspot.com Aaron

      Jessica Rabbit had a 40-cigarettes-a-day voice. Always found that a turn-off. You may have thought that the cartoon was sexy, but if you actually lived with her you’d hear her coughing up flem in the bathroom every morning.

      Blech.

      • Sharp-O

        You are why we can’t have nice things.

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