EDITOR IN CHIEF

John Merker has been a graphic designer and S Club enthusiast for several years. You can buy his services for money at www.multicreativemedia.co.uk and for Jaffa Cakes at his house. He loves his cat and all things Star Trek related. His ambition is to one day create a Star Trek Cat sanctuary filled with uniformed felines and tribbles.

You’ll usually find him either taking a nice walk in the British countryside or crying alone in his bedroom. He’s also a big stupid head. He was foolish enough to let Aaron write this bio.

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ASISSTANT EDITOR

Aaron Poole has been peddling his “comedy” wares on the Internet for ten years. The first time people started paying attention was the podcast Cabin Fever, then he expanded to terrorise both www.needcoffee.com and www.asitecalledfred.com with his mad ramblings.

He loves making music videos and killing John Merker’s free time. You’ll find him either in the local comic shop or on his laptop for 12 hours straight staring at his blog’s hit statistics. Available for weddings and funerals but not any sort of wedding/funeral hybrid. That’s just creepy.

Aaron’s Twitter page: http://twitter.com/AaronFever

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REGULAR CONTRIBUTORS

Michael Harris is an insomniac, comic book aficionado, college student, novice guitar player, novice song singer, blackberry owner, mini-fridge owner, sarcastic, partially insane and probably unstable, twenty-something, and all around good guy.

Along with other things, he writes the DOOM column A Week Late & A Few Dollars Short and hosts the podcast Riding In Cars With Boys.

Mike’s Twitter page: http://twitter.com/JasterIsFett

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JJ Hawkins has a goatee. It’s not his defining characteristic but it is damn sexy. He also has the laugh of a Norse god of thunder. One day I’ll find a viking hat for him and the picture of my dreams will be taken.

JJ writes the Mars Needs Culture column and hosts the Mars Needs Podcasts podcast. Expect upcoming projects Mars Needs Musicals and Mars Needs An Oil Refinery Company.

JJ’s Twitter page: http://twitter.com/JJHawkins

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Colin Hill is a cartoon enthusiast. He is also a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles freak, a 90′s nostalgia nut, and a militant  anti-Squirrelite.  He is considered armed and fabulous!

Colin writes Extreme Inbetweens, a commentary on animation past, present, and future. He also is a co-co-host of the Instant Leftovers Podcast on a different website.

Colin’s Twitter page: http://twitter.com/BallsMonkey 

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Kobayashi is an enigma wrapped in a question wrapped in a blanket. Addicted to Re-Tweeting the things she likes, she has managed to make friends with pretty much everyone. Ever.

She has run SHSOB.com for years and has agreed to inject this sausage fest with a little feminine quality by writing the column Leave Luck To Heaven.

Jasmine’s Twitter page: http://twitter.com/kobayashiriko

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Richard Sharpe is a self-confessed geek, Transformers guru and aficionado of all things Green Lantern. He enjoys shaving his beard into funny shapes, wearing cunning hats and stealing toys out of the grasping hands of  twinkly-eyed children.

He cajoled John and Aaron into letting him write the DOOM column Mint In Box. The column contains no actual boxes of mints.

Richard’s Twitter page: http://twitter.com/Drawgasm